Saturday, May 7, 2011

Bombarded Bieber

At a recent show in Sydney Australia the Bieberster was almost taken out via eggsassination....yes that's right eggsassination. Apparently the invader, a seventeen year old boy, broke into the concert from the roof of the building and unloaded a half dozen raw eggs above the stage in attempt to hit our beloved Prince of Pop. Luckily the eggsassinator was an amateur and did not fulfill his mission. Jbiebs and his dancers survived the attack unscathed and even continued the concert normally after a quick clean up session....after all the show much go on right! A fan in the stands caught the attempted hit on tape, take a look:






I do have one pretty big question....where in the h-e-double hockey sticks was the security!!!! We're talking about the most famous teenage boy on the planet here! Eggsassinators shouldn't be able to just scale the side of a building and break in through the roof without being noticed. That's preposterous!! What if the intruder had been sporting a gun rather than premature chickens??? People could have seriously gotten hurt, or worse the Biebs could be dead. Can you even imagine the hysteria that would sweep over our nation!

Due to the fact that the eggsassinator is underaged his name cannot be released, but I do know that he is facing some pretty serious charges. On Thursday May 5th the boy was ordered to appear in court where he was charged with breaking and entering, trespassing and malicious damage. He was released on bail and is now set to enter a plea next month.

I would also like to point out that this isn't the first time Justin's security team has slacked to the point of compromising his safety, remember the two teen girls who snuck into his hotel room?? (see my previous blog: Bed and Break In). Security better pull it together and they better do it fast because if anything happens to the Biebster there's about 9.5 million Beliebers who will be coming after them!

Anyways, I am glad the intruder was caught and charged so that JBiebs doesn't have to worry about being eggsassinated again anytime soon. But seriously, security needs to step it up a bit. So I'm asking you my fellow Beliebers, what do you think about Bieber's recent bombardment? Should he hire a new security team? Or maybe just add a few more people to the one he already has? Is it even possible to keep our beloved teen sensation safe? What would you like to see happen to this unidentified eggsassinator? Leave a comment below and let me know.